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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via wugs)

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

(via chapa-ai)

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(via chapa-ai)

pati79:

827125:

kawaiisquad:

What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?

Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.

(via chapa-ai)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via chapa-ai)

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

(via mutinoustree)

speightsass:

emmastonemetodeath:

my favorite image

I

(via mutinoustree)

slenclerman:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

that little ball piece of shit is an apostrophe

(via mutinoustree)

pastranaughts:

mccoymedical:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

SOS

(via mutinoustree)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via chapa-ai)